Sunday, November 21, 2010 Sure
me, I advance rapidly towards the house of Uncle Frank. As a sign of respect and recognition for me, people greet me with a constant consideration. What will follow will certainly not please them. Arriving in front of the mansion TONTON, I start to scream like hell and gives him a challenge.
latter, neither one nor two, sent me a text message indicating that happens to me ... what is this madness, it sends text messages now?
A beardless muscle mass (he shaves or what?) Emerges from the massive front door and shouting insults. Chests, blue slippers and foot hair firecrackers, he just put on jeans and orange cracked to hide his attributes in his superb TONTON ... ...
Taking fear, neighbors lock themselves in their homes. A short lady with her baby in her arms ... All shutters are closed, there is no noise. Happened to my height, he can not help but remember the incident that nearly cost him his life, following a drunken night out together with an orgy of banana ice cream. The eradication outright its brand new toilets in ADAMANTIUM ... I see, the more annoyed. The eyes of ingested blood and prominent cheekbones, the warrior approaches winded ... and drop me in the face rototo a vegetable soup which I dread from Asia. True to myself, I am marble-cons then attack with a caught ball (he no more than one) dodged trouble with it anyway, the pack leader. Feeling threatened, TONTON Falzar and decline are grazing in my book its two loaves ... a smelly gas escapes from his anus, it is too!
STOP, I just want to challenge worthy of a great dignitary. The old warrior is his pants nervously and stomps the ground dusty blinding time. Raising his head, he asked me to challenge what I'm here to piss on a Sunday afternoon during a nap more. My answer, he knows his broken fuse and ... OK, to stop smoking! We our bikes into play ... It will help the ZEN approach, "says a lot when" Master Larry and me by a concocted by the technical culinary Commander NOUNTCHé GUEVARA. Happens when we decide to put a time limit on the stake. Confident and grin on his face, the "one year" does not have time to get out of its box pie ... I reply expeditiously "ten years" ... it is finished, he falters. Suddenly and without warning, he disappears. In the long term, TONTON is easy to take and his powerful frame not resist, and he knows it.
In an astonishing uproar and astride his famous horse, the old adventurer reappeared. Muscles blindfolded to the extreme, he twirls the big engine ... the front wheel touches me three times and the back seven times. I must confess ... I doubt gnaws guts. How do I have thought for a moment to correct this myth and valiant warlord? Abruptly and thanks to the internship experience to the Mount of cats, a glimmer Hope emerges from the depths of my being, I practice in extremis the warrior dance, the famous Akak!
Red with anger, TONTON spouting words deliberately outrageous, offensive ... offensive, same comers him.
It's over, he lost ...
The challenge is met and will begin from January to my liking, signed letters of blood on a parchment removed on the skin of old and placed in the hands of Master LARRY.
Meanwhile, me and Uncle reconcile us with a good bottle of cider, singing bawdy songs ...
Meanwhile, Master Larry and Michele enjoy their downtime!
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